Infernalnitsa

Probably, each emigrant at least once a thought to go back to where left. Not at all, certainly. Just one day, breaking the attendant doubts such a step, to collect the suitcase and go take a look: how it is there now? . And to make it, barely conscious obedience to the impulse to have once and for all get rid of nostalgia, or, having gone through her ​​remission, to feel a painful attack of a new. The past is not forgotten. Is that all that remains is to chase away the memories, if they are oppressed, or to cherish them as sacred when they are the only island of happiness. Not to mention the fact that the past can live. Yes, and ends with a past at all?.
Alex was probably the only one among his friends, who, after coming to America and never has visited Odessa. And it was he, a man who has left her with a broken heart and tears in his eyes? . So in fact, no! . Yeah, here they are oddities of nature the emigre. And, Alec pulled the old continent almost two years after he more or less settled down in America. Suddenly bored through the ancient city, which had never before seen, and his soul obolozhilo a melancholy death, which was fit to drop everything to hell. At least for the time. In short, mature enough to travel far, having the only green card and permission to re-entry into the country. And like, there is nothing to fear, but without a passport to cross the border, yet, somehow uncomfortable.
- Why do not you prokatishsya to Odessa? .
- There is now a class! .
Alex is not without interest in listening to the stories of eyewitnesses, smiled, did not object, but, nevertheless, did not go there. Why not? . For fear of disappointment, for example. So, anyway, he explained the motives of his countrymen particularly bothersome, and at the same trying to convince himself.
They say that by avoiding a meeting with his first love, you can keep the flavor. You should not be subjected once again the loss of illusions - and so they have enough in my life. And so sentimental person town where he was born and raised, not less expensive than ever loved a woman. The same emotion from past experiences. So Alex has kept in Odessa, the most vibrant feelings. Therefore, probably, was in no hurry to go back to where he had to spend the best years. He remembered all too well how one day fate brought him to the school attachment. It is better to have never happened. The girl, who he so often dreamed of, has grown. Faced with her, Alex suddenly taken aback by what he saw striking discrepancy ordinary aunt in a cheap coat and a snotty kid in her arms, to the delicate flower - image, he cherished in his heart. The fragile character of something unattainable beauty at once yellow and faded, like a fluorescent lamp, burning too long and went out forever. Alec wanted to or not, but it unexpectedly met, at first no signs of a fracture in his mind, so dispelled the last remnants of a love obsession, that he, a sigh of relief, even involuntarily thought:.
... However, the God of mercy. But I could be her husband. ...
So with the Odessa. The last thing Alex, as he believed, wanted to look at it is a completely different light. It seems crazy to go there and wanted to see, but even more afraid to be disappointed. City, remembered him romantically beautiful, now, after the splendor of European capitals, it would seem zadripannym and provincial. Well, how not to fear him? . It Alec ashamed to admit, but it was she and not some other excuse, determined the choice of his next route.
The case was the fact that Alex is elementary ashamed to appear in Odessa poor. That is, he has not seen for themselves the moral possibilities go back to an ordinary loser. He wanted to welcome the winner on a white horse and with the weighty spoils, rather than pay a visit to the quiet unobtrusive visitor - one of thousands of ants, workers, changed, in the end, sewed on the soap. This is because, before, in the mid-eighties, all in rags, rolled into Odessa from the States, which he could pour it over the entire ocean from a capitalist. Cost to bring such a gift of happiness spacey family VCR and a cheap bag of rags, as it has the whole neighborhood legends. Millionaire! .
In America, he went off just before the collapse of the Soviet Union, when some of the potential emigrants walked all kinds of legends and myths. As such, sustainable stories about the unprecedented generosity of the sponsors of Aboriginal.
- Represent, directly from the airport brought in a fully furnished apartment with a refrigerator clogged! .
Oh, these furnished mansions and refrigerators lomivschiesya. What kind of terrible poverty should be experienced by those who struck America sofas, upholstered in almost paper, variegated crockery and food parcels to refugees? . And much newfound sybaritism not run in the morning at breakneck speed to the bathroom until it was occupied neighbor and agile in general, seemed to riding bliss. Say what you like, and arranged for the life of you will go anywhere.
By such poor fellows, hlebnuvshim up with no money and housing is dashing, Alec did not belong, and immediately realized that the status quo in America - a separate apartment and own car, does not light material success. Even a luxurious fur coat, which he bought for his wife Lyudmila zimnenmu season, did not witness prosperity of the family. In Odessa it Lyudochka would look at it as a noblewoman, but here, where the natural furs wrapped against the cold almost half of Brighton, it seemed offensive to all. And, in general, self-esteem in America Alec as decreased hemoglobin in the blood of the wrong food in unusual circumstances. That is why, perhaps, grow it into an American way of life with great difficulty. Could not find a decent job, but even with a muddle, sitting, did not feel any satisfaction from the kind of employment or on wages. I wanted something bigger. To pay and better prospects, and to let loomed pootchetlivey. In short, secretly suffering. Not that some of his buddies who did not know how to be thankful to give them a chance to malaria can not Odessa, but in New York. One of them Dodik, who became famous crazy tales of how his uncle was doing custom jewelry earrings Lady of itself, I felt completely happy. And admit it Alex in his own confusion, so he just shook his finger to his temple:.
- scatty.
Dodik Life has changed in exactly the extent that he bought pork chops are no longer at his rubalshika on Privoz, and went to the ... However, not only. Even when meeting he held out his hand, now complacently called himself Mr..
Mr. Alex himself did not feel. As in general, anyone. His days were rolling smoothly and without abrupt bends. The work of the house but a Russian restaurant on holidays and name day. Became the only outlet for his forays into Europe. Once a year, and the extremely short-lived. Only part of a tourist group from the airline ... There were no notable events and continuous turmoil in the soul - this is all that Alex could boast at the time when it found the greetings from Odessa. And as usual, there is a completely unexpected manner.
One day in New York showed up Mayechka. With Alex it was once familiar and very close. Obviously, that's why she has not seen for themselves the obstacles to call him.
- Here come look at American life - she chirped cheerfully, - and along with friends to see.
The last words uttered Mayechka so that Alik something wrong heart sank.
- You're not happy?.
- No. Why not? .
- How are you? . And although it had not seen Alex for more than twenty years, he could not hear her voice familiar affectionate notes.
- Normal. How are you? .
- Do not know. As it will. I wanted to show her father's daughter.
Mayechka suddenly stopped, maintaining a meaningful pause.
- And do not you ask who he is?.
- And why I should be asking about this? .
- Well. I do not know. After all, you and I could theoretically be a child.
- Maia - Alex firmly interrupted her, - in my opinion, we then decided. Is not it?.
- Have you decided.
- What do you mean?.
- And that, dear, that you gave money to an abortion, and washed his hands prespokoynenko. That's just an abortion, I do not become.
In Alik on sekudu lost his voice, as if he choked on a piece of boiled bacon indyuschachey. He instantly I recalled those days and hassle associated her bad mood.
- Are you serious?.
Imagine that the young lady, intelligent and good-looking, wants to give birth without a husband just does not fit in the head.
... And why is she silent all this time - flashed a natural suspicion - and what they want to achieve now?. ...
- Yes, you do not worry - Mayechka, though after reading disturbing thoughts arising Alik, patronizing laughed into the phone.
- I have no complaints. Irisha, thank God, was twenty-one. an adult. Very much the bride. By the way, want to see it, call. I stood with a friend.
Maya leisurely and clearly dictated the room, confident in the quickness of the former gentleman to find a pencil and paper. But already in his honesty, and a fortiori.
She was not mistaken. Alex frantically wrote down a phone number, and remained prostrate now in indescribable. And what would 've been feeling very soul of a responsible man, suddenly became the father of an adult daughter? .
Throughout the night Alex did not sleep a wink. Tossed from side to side, turning over in your short romance with Mayechkoy, so any thought of what not to. The story he saw a very strange. Maya has always been a good idea in mind. Even talking to her very briefly, Alex could see no difficulty with whom to deal. She belonged to the type of women who never expected a happy coincidence as the girl at the window, holding his gentle fist on the cheek, languor, and sighed to himself:.
- And where there is out there zapropostilas?.
On the contrary, such Mayechke practical person - open the gates a little wider, so that she, poor thing, God forbid, do not get lost hour and the door was not mistaken:.
- Hey, girl! . Well, to fool, sack? .
Try it, give up such an invitation? . After all, even about the pregnancy she had said quite calmly, with the intention of it ibavitsya. And without any accompanying such a situation, the oscillations. Like, is familiar to the doctor and for two hundred rubles to have an abortion. She took the money and split it.
Alex 's wife decided all that means nothing to devote. And though, Ludmila is not jealous of his pre-marital relations, it is still hint about such nonsense Alik seemed awkward. However, even he did not believe Mayechke bezogovorchno, but, nevertheless, offered to meet. Fortunately for him, Ludmila worked for the upcoming Saturday, which gave the place a chance Alik without her knowledge to spend a couple hours of newly-born daughter and her mother. And much to lose from prying eyes in New York City easier than ever. We decided to go to lunch together.
Mayechka has changed, turning from cute girls in respectable lady. And now look far worse than girls, which appeared in an Italian restaurant, where they invited Alex. Both, stylishly dressed, they are not hurt by the impression of women's lives. And in the eyes of the young person and, logically, his daughter, Alex noticed gnawing conscience reproach the child fatherless. On the contrary, they looked at him, if not indifferent curiosity, then certainly with no conviction.
- Well, here's Irisha, you can rightfully call this man dad - Alec introduced Maya. He was embarrassed and suddenly found myself thinking that the girl is looking in the face of its own features. His family hooked nose and a slightly receding chin, he inherited from his mother and the grandmother. Is there any outward sign that a sign opoznovatelny tell him of their kinship. Carefully examine the girl Alex hesitated, but then, from time to time, threw on Irina biased views, as if to try on a new status.
- Welcome - ceremoniously greeted the girl.
- That's the way I have always imagined - she added warmth.
- What is - finally broke the silence tense Alex, inspired by her friendly tone.
- An interesting man with whom I would like to appear before druzmi. I certainly would have experienced the pride of presenting you as his father.
Irina smiled apologetically, not hiding regret for what has so far been deprived of.
During lunch, no one is in a hurry. To begin with Alex ordered a bottle of wine and carpaccio. In between snacks Mayechka decided to temporarily absent himself. It is as if purposely left Alec and Irina alone, and when I returned, they found making friends. Father and daughter some lively discussions about. At parting, they embraced each other, even.
The next day Alex continued to be under the impression of nagging emotional meeting, but even under the stronger of the explanations Mayechkoy.
- You are so fast then agreed - she laughed bitterly when Alex started talking about what happened between them.
- As if afraid of what I got in mind to give birth. Oh, Alex, you have no idea how much warning the men ready to pay for an abortion may be offensive to women. I thought that it betrayed me, you. And I wanted to hear your protest. Well, at least one word in defense of the unborn child. Our baby!.
In Mayechki welled in her eyes the tears.
- Then I found out that you're with someone you meet. Even saw you with her in the city.
Do not interfere with your happiness was. Yes, and heart, as you know, not command. After all, the particle remained with me loved. Well, how could I decide to go under the knife?.
Alex listened to her, tormented, and forgetting the old doubts. And let him have long felt nothing for the woman 's honor and dignity immediately prompted to offer her some help feasible.
- Because you will not mind? .
- I want to do it for Irina. Please do not refuse me.
Behind the scenes a month passed and one evening at dinner Lyudmila shared with Alec fresh gossip, brought by her from the ...
- I've got smenschitsa, also Russian. Yes, I told you about it. Lilka! . Do you remember? .
- Yeah, - Alex nodded mechanically, without any interest. For news about the personal lives of his countrymen, he felt complete indifference.
- Hey, is told! . Do not believe what vytvorila. Comedy!.
- Gastrolersha?.
- Not a word. And like, at the age of queer, but managed to roll out this week are just two guys. Moreover, the full program.
- Able - said Alex, continuing to chew on and listen with half an ear.
- And what is it they so fascinated? .
- The fact of the matter is that the place is not what you think. She worked them before - Liudmila laughed - and now more and more, head. He made these bad Mulgi of adult daughters.
- In what sense? .
- Naplela currently duscheschipatelnuyu history. Well, sort of what had once slept with each of them and then brought up a child.
- Whose Child?.
- Alex, are you not cut one's way? . Tracked down the phone numbers of their former boyfriends, which had once entertained, and a surprise to everyone, they say, you, dear friend, a child of. A find in the New York men, friends from Odessa who have the stigma of a gun, a simple matter. Oh where, where, as here, thank God, has settled nearly half Modavanki.
- And they believe? .
- How can you not believe, if my daughter presented as evidence. Lilkina friend of some local young Wild Child found her steward, and paid for a meeting with her beloved father. Well, they let a tear for the more convincing, or at the neck, raschuvstvovashis, rush to the parent. In general, to act according to circumstances. And what do you think? . Even the restaurants have led. Watered and fed to the first category.
The tone was heard Ludmilla involuntary respect to the saucy wench, who managed to bamboozle the two so elegantly naive simpletons. And though she went ugly, playing on the best men's feelings of compassion for its victims obmishurivshimsya Lyudmila did not feel.
- I believe that this resourceful beauty and to have an abortion at one time with each of them received. Which, by the way never done.
- No?. - Alex looked at the distraught pokvetsanny stuffed cabbage, and cooled at the plate. The appetite had disappeared completely.
- Naturally! . For one such Muncie were always in the order of things.
- And where is she now? .
- Who? . Walked plenty in New York, stingy, repulsed the trip, thanks to his ingenuity, and return home. In Odessa.


Viktor Berdnik.



Discuss.

GLAZOVIZOR: RABBITS AND TERMINATOR

Rabbits were the first animals that received a simple ...

Augmented ( extended -enriched ) reality, which is so much talk in recent years, becoming more sophisticated. Especially with this lucky rabbit: scientists have created a contact lens with embedded microscopic displays, and successfully tested their efficacy in rabbits is. Tests on human volunteers will be just the next step. Only then we can expect the use of innovations in medicine, and only in the distant future - the general public. But the dream of the possibilities to obtain additional information about the world, ...

In fact, scientists from the U.S. and Finland, workers led by Babakov Previtsom (Babak Praviz), have created something more akin to science fiction: a tiny transparent contact lens in which the integrated display, powered by energy from the external radio frequency radiation, and which focuses the image.

By the way, to focus the image precisely on the retina, the contact lens itself is made ​​in the form. Fresnel lenses. Unlike conventional lenses, they do not consist of a single piece of transparent material, and some of the concentric rings, tightly connected to each other. Such lenses are narrow and lightweight with a large angle of coverage and are often used in lighthouses, some optical instruments, and more often - for flashlights.

Energy for the work gets integrated into the transparent lens of the 5- millimeter antenna through gigahertz radio waves from an external transmitter. However, if on its own built-in lens LCD worked at a distance of 2 m from the source of radio waves, then placed into the eye of the rabbit is required to reduce the distance to a couple of inches: the transfer of energy shielded body fluids.

The main disadvantage is that the ... While that is - the only pixel that can light up or go out to an external signal. However, in this imperfect form of the system can be used in computer games, medicine, and various training and, possibly, in the fight - wherever you may need immediate notification, which is impossible to miss.

The whole system was tested on laboratory rabbits and demonstrated performance and safety. After 40 minutes of use and removal of contact lens rabbits were subjected to careful examination and found no signs of impairment.

What do the Russian on the Internet?

The history of the global network has more than forty years, the Internet in Russia - a little more than ten. From the available technology and incomprehensible to many internet today stood in line with the essentials. Analyze what the Russian-speaking segment of the network - Runet - tried once again the Federal Agency for Press and Mass Communications, which has provided the industry report, ... Status, Trends and Prospects. 2010 ... Here are the highlights of the report.

Internet.

According to a study FOM ... Fall 2009 ... ( FOM study did not include people under age 18 who are among the most active users. ) In Russian cities with populations over one million people about 70 % of young people under the age of 22 years use the Internet.

The largest number of Internet users live in Russia Volga Federal District - 8.6 million (penetration 35%) in the Central Federal District (excluding Moscow ) - about 7.4 million (33%), in Moscow - 5.8 million (64% .

The most popular activity among users Runet is reading the news - 77% of the sites visited by the media. 74 % use email, 68 % - search engines, 68 % find out the weather, 46% of viewing photos and video, 44% of the download software, 41% read blogs and forums, 39% of music downloaders, 34% communicate through instant messengers (ICQ, Skype . Dr.. ).

Shopping on the web commit 20% use electronic money from 7 to 15.4 % of users, financial and banking transactions conducted online 5-12,4 %.

For comparison, overseas users often use e-mail (60 %) and are looking for information on the web (49%) and twice as less interested in news (39% ) than the daily audience Runet (70%).

Gender ratio is approximately equal to. Feature Runet for the female audience - the presence of many women's sites. In resource SmartMoney, Banki. ru, Expert. ru, Sob. ru, Gdeetotdom. Mail- ru and real estate was primarily female audience.

From news sources ladies prefer Vzglyad. ru and Dni. ru, often subscribe to a mailing list Subscribe. ru and Mail- Newsletter.

In male audience popular sports sites, which differ by age audience: Eurosport. ru, Sportbox. ru, Championat. ru for Youth, Sport-express. ru, Sovsport. Rambler- ru and Sport - for older users. In the youngest Internet users male lead MTV. ru, game sites and resources for communication.

Among the most popular sites for men - Dating 2 servers (Loveplanet. ru, Jdu. ru) and the women's magazine Tata. ru.

Depending on the age of male audience prefers to various news sites: Lenta. ru, Vesti. ru, Rambler- news for middle-aged, Rbc. ru, Vedomosti. ru, Rbcdaily. ru, Inopressa. ru and Echomsk. ru - for users of older.

Young lovers of art selected journals Xaker. ru, middle-aged - MNovosti. ru, Creep. ru, Ferra. ru, older users - Popmech. ru.

young people.

Among young people, the most active part of society enjoying the Internet, there are several groups. Two groups, totaling a little more than a quarter of young people ( 29%) can be attributed to the very best part of it. ... The group consists mainly of maturing youth.

The segment, called ... This is the ... It is not yet possess a large amount of resources, has a very active cultural consumption, but still controlled by their parents.

Approximately 10 % of new generation - a group of ... n. But this tradition in a certain way woven modern trends, which ...

The largest segment - the ... It is inert, most characterized by the absence of clear value positions. This is a group of those who have no settled opinion, but actively seeks to be ... Depending on the circumstances of this group may well drift into the other 'extreme' types.

The last segment is selected - representatives of the lower classes - called ... This group is representative of every five young people (21%). They are focused on traditional values ​​, have a small amount of resources and social capital. This group is the most holistic and homogeneous. No one (!) Of the members of this group did not use the Internet.

But if we assume that young people using the Internet, will now continue to use them in the future, then after ten years of internet penetration in the country will be at the level of 70-80 %, and the network will truly become an important communication channel.

Search Engines.

As of February of 2010, almost 62 % of users searched for information on the Internet with the help of ... ru ( search engine ...

The search market in Russia is named the fastest growing in the world - such data are presented in the study, comScore in 2009. Users almost twice as likely to have access to search engines. ... Customers are increasingly talking to ... It is noteworthy that most of these requests appear in the Monday, by the end of the week the fuse user curiosity ends. According to ...

Blogs.

According to ... Of these, only 10% are active - updated at least once a month. In 2008 20% of regularly updated blogs Runet, and in 2007 - 50%.

Anything in the world, according to Technorati in 2008, more than 133 million blogs - Russian -language journals are 5% mirovoi? .

The share of active blogs is reduced, the percentage of communities is slightly higher - 16%. At least once a week, only 5% of updated blogs and communities. But despite the decline in the proportion of active blogs, their absolute number in the last year has grown from 760,000 to 890,000. Seven years ago, when electronic diaries have just appeared, bloggers were few, but they wrote regularly, and many of them keep diaries so far.

In the past three years, have your diary has become fashionable. The number of bloggers has increased dramatically, but the proportion of those who write regularly, fell.

70% of all Russian-language blogs and 76% of active blogs are located on four services: LiveJournal. com, Blogs. Mail. ru, Ya. ru and LiveInternet. ru. The total number of blogs LiveInternet leader by a wide margin, but is unlikely to be the most popular: 96% of blogs out there in the past three months have not been updated.

The permanent average blogger the last two years - 22 years old Muscovite. She has 18 friends? . And uses Liveintenet or Diary. ru average? . ru or LiveJournal, perhaps with this girl did not even know - a man, and he was twenty-six years.

According LiveInternet, online diaries are actively used by different social groups, but most of all these services attract young people, especially girls.

Results of the study of the social structure of an adult audience blogs show that the diary on the Internet often are users with higher education. In addition, there is an inverse relationship between adherence to the adult user diaries and his income.

social Networks.

The largest social networking sites are Runet Odnoklassniki. ru ( 45 million users) and VKontakte. ru ( 40 million users). A marked increase in 2009 showed the social network Facebook. com, has typed at the beginning of March 747 thousand. users (of the world's 400 million users ). 54% of Runet users use social networks to communicate, 13% are looking for people, 8 % believe their entertainment, 2% do not use very. 21% of social network users visit them for more than 10 times a day, 29% come 2-4 times a day, 6 % reside on social networking sites on mobile phones. As of March 2010, 180 thousand in RuNet. users of the service of short Twitter messages. com. Back in October of 2009, there were 74 thousand. And in March of 2009 - only 7 thousand.

domains.

If at the beginning of 2009 in the domain. RU there were 1,859,777 domain names, then in 2009 in a domain. RU there were 2,547,456 second level domain names (and at the end of February 2010 - more than 2.6 million domain names). Thus, in 2009 the number of domain names in the. RU has grown by 37%, indicating that the highest growth rate among the national top-level domains (ccTLDs - country code top-level domains). At the same time the previous three years (2006-2008) showed an even more dynamic picture, namely the 61% annual growth. Thus, Russia's current 37% rate are not as impressive achievement.

Competing with Mass Media.

Every year the internet more seriously compete for audiences with more traditional media: television, radio, print media. In Moscow, according to TNS, daily audience of ... ru significantly greater than the number of channels viewers ... According to the study of POF spring, on weekdays, most Russians about the same time spend watching TV and internet access - about one hour.

Mobile Internet.

Currently undergoing explosive development of mobile internet. In Russia in 2010 was 10 million smart phones with the ... The number for the year increased by 40 percent, and most of their owners every day out with them on the Web. It was sent from mobile devices more than half the posts in the rapidly developing microblogs. In the future we can expect growth of Twitter and similar services is due to increase in the number of mobile phones with features to work with social networks. 79% percent of young people can not imagine my life without a mobile phone, while 74 % believe that their lives will change dramatically without internet.

video.

Internet video is booming Russia. Coverage in RuNet video is from 15 million to 18 million people a month. If the last 2-3 years in RuNet was popular user videos, but this year the main trend will be a professional licensed content. Already, films, serials and TV shows a significant share views on the Internet, but the lion's share going to display this content on pirate sites.

Prepared by.
Hope Prusenkova.


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Rentehno started the project of solar power plant of 1.8 MW

I would like to announce that today the company. Rentehno. has officially announced its participation in the project for the construction of the domestic solar photovoltaic power plant with an installed peak power of 1.786 MW. Solar Power Plant will be located in the south of Vinnytsia region and connected to the network for sale of electricity generated by ... The first phase of the project will be built and put into operation before the end of August 2011. The basic equipment for high- power inverters and selected modern solar panels from leading manufacturers, well -established in a large number of other solar power plants around the world.

Rentehno working on this project for 2 months, but we decided to talk about it just now, when a sufficiently large part of the work already done, and the formal issues - resolved. Today we completed the technical design and organized the delivery of a complete set of equipment for the project. Unfortunately or fortunately, but the Ukrainian legislation imposes a number of limitations, which is a consequence of the feasibility of direct delivery of equipment from the manufacturer to the client. Therefore, the delivery will be to our long-standing and a good partner - Israeli company Sunelectra.

Group Rentehno implements comprehensive engineering solutions using the technologies of energy efficiency and renewable energy. Since 2009 Rentehno actively the solar energy industry by developing a given direction under its own brand -. SolarUA. The company carries out ... projects for construction of solar photovoltaic power plant. By focusing its activities primarily in Eastern Europe and the Middle East.

We are happy to work actively in the field of solar energy in Ukraine. This is an important step and hands-on experience for our company and Rentehno try to implement the project quickly and efficiently. The Ukrainian market will remain a key priority for us at least until the end of next year. The current situation is favorable for the entire solar energy industry in the world, and for the development of this field in Ukraine. Many of the questions that a year ago seemed to be very difficult, now look very different. A decline in prices for solar panels, which are substantially cheaper than even the beginning of this year at a constant ... As a result, in 2011 Rentehno plans to build several solar power plants in cooperation with Ukrainian and foreign investors.

funny jokes

In the doctor's office is shaking the patient aggressively and immediately said:.
- Just do not say that I drink a lot!.
- What are you, - calmly doctor - just a few bites you.

In the village of Juliani ( near Kiev ), local businesses - care for Vietnamese kids whose parents are selling in the market. In the family, their relatives living brother six years ( from birth ) and sister (from three years), their mom traded in the market Troeschinskom, and my father was in graduate school.
For parents of children a rarely visited. It's time to go to Vietnam. And here the problem - the children do not speak Vietnamese and Russian but also so-so. But in the perfection.
speak Ukrainian ( the language is in Vietnam.
The little girl from Hanoi called his nurse and cried ' Baabe Lida! .

There is a lecture at the university. Professor tells of Roman legionaries, they say that they were in the campaigns over the years and it rallied the soldiers so that they are usually one vlyubLyalis.
in other. And it is encouraged, as Legionnaire lost a friend and lover in one person, was merciless to the enemy and took revenge for the murdered. A bespectacled, skinny student giggles:.
- So the legionnaires were queer?.
The professor sighed, took off his glasses and said:.
- Queers talking about? . No, my young friend, it was not queers. It was a real battle Pyd @ p @ raw!.

- Do you know what shut down the Armenian radio?.
- For the vulgar ads in the morning - ' Taking the! .

I work in the yard. For high opaque fence neighbor kid four years talking to the cat:.
- Well, Barsik go for a walk? . five minutes. You buy something, a beer f anemia *.

My grandfather told me:.
- Ah! .
my favorite, then the future, the wife, your grandmother, grandson. So different and so beautiful. It is a pity that the difference faded over the years.

A common mistake of bad bosses: they think that they are tightening the nut, but in reality - the spring is compressed.

- My daughter! .
- Why, Mom?.
- And here we have a little talk with your dad!.

- Mom, why are you without any reason shouted at my father?.
- You see, my daughter, he is now going to beat out carpets. And when he gets mad at me, it makes it much more energetic!.

One drunk to another complains to his wife:.
- How do I get home, she immediately: ' Come on, Dykhne! '.
- So you do as I. Breathe just as much as possible.
- And his wife?.
- Consciousness is lost!.

- Why do you have, the grandfather, the head is gray, and black beard?.
- Why? .

Hail the size of a baseball bat was the cause of death in the Zhitomir businessman Bosyuka. At least, well documented in police records.

According to forecasts meteorologist, this summer the temperature is higher than in winter.

Yury Shevchuk vowed to kiss Philip Kirkorov, if he shoot himself.

Railways authorized to declare that all the stable smells mezhvagonnyh transitions trains are fully identical with natural. So nothing to worry about.

I am going to lift. From the grain you look up at the ceiling of the elevator, and there is an inscription in large letters: ' Put EBALO! '.

There are three reasons for absenteeism: forgotten, washed down or scored.

My wife complains about her friend: ... py! '.

Abramovich walked past a beggar, said on his chest piece of cardboard with the inscription ' PAMAGITE '. ' The more help you, bro? ' .

Verka Serduchka - pregnant by Andrei Danilko.

The statement of an employee of one of the secret of FSUE '. if the Chinese take possession of our advanced technology, we have to. lean back at 30 years of some sort - amb! '.

For a brighter holiday February 23 Department of Defense issued a congratulatory extra edition of the draft board agendas.

I decided to talk to the new Russian suitor of his daughter.
A daughter, he says:.
- He was a good fellow, but a believer.
And in the evening he asked him, where he works, how they were going to live, this and that.
- Do you know that my daughter goes only on expensive cars and wears the most expensive dress? .
- I said people are not rich, but I will try and help me God.
- You know, said that my daughter likes to eat every day at expensive restaurants?.
- Yes, says, I know, but I'll ask God and he will help me.
- Do you know that my daughter loves to fly to Europe, go there to shop?.
- I will trust in God.
After the groom was gone, his daughter comes to her father and asks, as they say, he liked the groom or not?.
The father answers:.
- It is of course the Loch lohom, but I'm still glad that I am called by God!.

Japanese Prime Minister is the Minister of Foreign Affairs and asks:.
- You gave Russian note of protest over Medvedev's visit to the.
Kuril Islands?.
- Narrated by.
- And what did they say?.
- Binoculars presented.

There is a warrant officer in the barracks, he sees - the soldier scores a nail into a board, and he bends and does not go.
Ensign:.
- Hey, Vorontsov, are you not know how to hammer nails, come on, let me.
He took a nail and the astonished eyes of the soldiers ' bang ' on it 's head and scored the most hat on.
soldier:.
- Wow! .
Ensign:.
- Of course!.
We went to the wall: ' Bang ' - the outcome of the same!.
soldier:.
- And in tank armor could be?.
Ensign:.
- Easily!.
We went to the tank, have put the nail in the armor. Ensign scratched his forehead, and again it is -a- ka to give the nail and nail thickness of armor, then punched, and then - is not. He once again hit, and even. Anyway - does not work.
Ensign:.
- Come on, Vorontsov, look what I got such a strong.
Soldiers climbed onto the tank, opened the hatch and looked at him and says:.
- Ah, well understood, comrade lieutenant, then the political officer asleep.

Indians caught the Russian, German and French. And they say:.
- Here is a task: for 3 minutes to eat a bucket of bananas, tying your shoes and fuck a woman who can not cope - sozhrem.
Germans eat a bucket of bananas, and the hour is over - it on fire.
The Frenchman ate bananas and woman fuck, three minutes had no time to.
- On fire!.
Russian comes out, puts a woman with cancer, and let her stared at her ass put a bucket of bananas and eating, and a woman besides his shoelaces tying. Indians:.
- Hey! .
Russian:.
- So can a team contract is called, you saw me to the pope tie, so I had to saw wood cubic meter!.



At a meeting held on February 23, Russian paratroopers heart thanked Valentin Yudashkin for the development of new uniforms. After the meeting, the designer was taken to the intensive care unit Institute. Sklifosovsky.

The General comes waddling across the bridge, looking around the lazy eye and have been Well, he caught the eye of a soldier. Soldier AWOL as usual and wants to get past, pretending not to notice the general.
General:.
- A soldier, your mother, what is this? .
soldier:.
- According to the statute after the 147 point on the bridge is left!.
The general was taken aback, and immediately saluted the home, came flipped the statute, found the item you want, read and ofigivaet: ' P. 147. The soldier must be resourceful and courageous '.

- Sam, are you okay?.
- Yes, in a random.

3 guy sitting at the bar. Poured on 100 grams, had a drink.
One calls mobila.
- Yes, dear, what a necklace with diamonds in just two pieces of green. Of course, buy.
Poured another 100 grams, had a drink. Again calls mobila.
- Yes, dear, that ... Of course, buy.
Another 100 grams of drink, again calling mobila.
- Yes, dear, that the apartment in the center for half a lemon. Yes, buy, buy....
The man turns and says to Mobile:.
- This is Blin, some goof forgot my phone, and I puffed FOR HIM!.

Grandma comes to the duty room: - Help, a purse was stolen. - But where stolen, then the grandmother? . - It's not for us. Fuck you in the ass. - Where, where?.
- The township police department. Grandma Comes to send it: - Help, a purse was stolen! . - It's not for us, fuck you in the ass. - Where, where? .
- And where are you so said, it taught? . in. In. government.
Defenders of the Institute of Democracy.

The father asks his son:.
- Son, tell me, you can hear through the wall, when my mother and I have sex?.
Son of embarrassment:.
- No:.
- Strange, but we hear when you jerk off.

The captain said the sergeant:.
- Sergeant! .
- Of course I want!.
- Here's the address, go and pick Lieutenant Ivanov from the drunk tank.

They talk to two friends.
- I heard you divorced her Valera. What happened?.
- And you would be able to live with someone who smokes, drinks, swearing,.
spoiled grass, and even to the same hands, and dissolve every day?.
( sighing ): - No. Of course not!.
- Well, that Valery could not.



The General arrives in the verification of the. All military built. General greeting:.
- Wow, sons!.
- Woof, woof, woof, woof!.
- How are you?.
- Woof, woof, woof, woof!.
- And to be honest?.
- Oo-oo -oo- oo-oo.

From a letter to the sailor home. ' Dear mother, I went to the Navy because I liked the cleanliness and order, supported on a ship. But only a week ago, I realized who it supports clean '.

In the recruiting office recruit officer complains:.
- Comrade Colonel, why excuse for the army you have to take all 500, and $ 1,000 from me?.
- Because, dear Chmyrev, your name on a $ 800 pull!.

Speaking of geneticists:.
- Well, how's your new potatoes? .
In my opinion, full of garbage!.
- Quiet! .

The husband, lying in bed at night:.
- Listen, Lucy, that you did, if I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet?.
His wife, in a dream:.
- Well, I bought a new. waking Holy smoke, so you dropped my toothbrush in the toilet?.
- No, I just asked.
- Bastard! .

His father scolds Vovochku:.
- Yes, I was your age, you sort of parasite, cars unloaded at night! .

Tips from the cookbook:.
If you suddenly came to visit and you have nothing to entertain them - give them a pussy * lei - that the next time did not come unexpectedly!.

A man under the windows of the hospital screaming to his wife:.
- Man, mother?.
- She gave birth.
- How much?.
- Triple.
- My eat?.

Urgently need help. broken clock. Call every day, except.
weekends, at 7:00.



The man at the doctor:.
- Doctor! .
- He is a bastard,.
touches them, and do not let!.
- Well, my dear. In my opinion - only amputation.
- Nah! .
A couple of weeks, there are:.
- How are you, dear?.
- I found the method! . How abut.
begins -.
I told him, reptile, on the head! . '.
Well, I - there.

Aftershave, presented to you on February 23, perfectly useful to you just for cleaning toilets March 8.

My wife - her friend:.
- With her husband, we live in perfect harmony, everything on the wonderful: no swearing, no quarrel. full idyll. And all because of what I 'm doing just what I have written in the horoscope for today.
Her husband - a friend:.
- With his wife have all right. Because she decided to live strictly according to the sign. Subscribed to the newsletter. I was learned about this, broke her mail and was up to her own horoscope.

Juicy tomato mincemeat replaced.
A minimum of calories - I'm losing weight by summer!.
God Ladybug flight in the sky,.
Bring sausages, butter, cheese, bread.
So as not to fly twice, grabbing, dearie,.
Stuff five eclairs, cake slice!.
What? .
Only eat Hunt.
Ah, well, her diet,!.

He:.
- Numbs the heart in sweet pain,.
Flowing curl on his shoulder.
I write to you, what else?.
it:.
- Rzhu not a magician! .

Aftershave, presented to you on February 23, perfectly useful to you just for cleaning toilets March 8.


As it was established by British scientists, patients proctological department did not consider a romantic candlelight dinner.
Kopipaster must always remember that the word ' accordion ' and ' Bath ' differ only in the order of letters, and that not all.
Any married man happy to give up even one, and several ribs, if only he had no mother in law.
If you sit between the two programmers who wish to come true? .
The fewer there are, what to eat, the less you can drink. The more there are, what to drink, the less hungry. Hence, the more there are, what to drink, much less need to drink.

Teacher of Physical Education, says: ...

A drunk man in shorts, obscenely insulting passers-by all in a row, did not attract the attention of street vendors because of the sheer lack of money with. For the same reason it did not attract the attention of policemen on duty near.

When working without a mood, everything falls out of the hands. When working with a spark - all rolled out of the hands. Only when lying down with a bottle of beer in their hands, nothing bad happens. Probably need to tie to work, I feel - not my.

...
The answer to the question of Alfred Hitchcock actress Mary Anderson, from which side it is photogenic.

The most honest test to determine the temperament - a yellow traffic light.

Yes I am from a generation of children for whom ' Boomer ' - it's not a film about the BMW and Gopnik and gum awesome!.

From the forum:.
xxx: Give three software products that are used, but are not updated.
yyy: Solitaire, Minesweeper, and Spider.

If in the middle of the rope to tie a bottle of vodka, then pull the rope will be much more exciting.

- We are with my dad played in snowballs. Do you know how pathetic is still a lump in the throat.

In the Division of Drug URGENTLY required:.
- Account Manager with candy.
- flute.
- dragon.
- Blue paravozik.
- mineralochka.

xxx: let you now you come and lie with me, eh? ).
yyy: but what I get for this? . gif.
xxx: Blowjob )).

English 007 was abandoned in Russia. But he was quickly knocked.
legs and obezdvizheli two Russian agent - 0.7 and 0.5.

Three children preschool age trying to find out who the father soon.
1: - My father was so fast that the shot archery arrow catching up.
2: - And my father was a hunter shoots an animal and it picks up, not letting it fall to the ground.
3: - Do not you realize the speed. Here is my father, a civil servant, finishes work at 16-30, but at home as early as 15-45.

Old Jew at the racetrack:.
- Is it a horse? . DJ, not a horse! . Di - that it was a horse.

Mathematics teacher came by chance to a sex shop for the first time saw actually looks like a polynomial.

Yesterday terminates loot, so far all have to eat only a delicacy - buckwheat!.

With cars like the women can get a young, beautiful and clean devchinu, but it is very expensive you get up and spending a lot of it will be. And you will be happy to purchase.
Can an old and terrible, and even with an unknown past, and you get up and maintenance of deshego not very many leaves. And only you will think how to get rid.

I think - it's time to think, at whose expense would be.

February 14 - Day for Sex Card.
February 23 - men's deodorant.
March 8 - Day of vengeance for deodorant.

- Honey, do you want, I 'll get you out that star?.
- No, dear, now you sleep at home!.

A gentleman knows how to behave, and Don Juan knows how to lead to a.

- Sam, do you remember that my mom's birthday tomorrow?.
- What does it mean? .

- Guys, I have a horse fell.
- How?.
- Low. Smoking, drinking, turned the horses.

I read the news: ' Simferopol the full circus came into the Party of Regions. '. As a friend of mine used to say Grisha Ainbinder Jew '. Wee know, even the shit have to come on time! '.

In autumn, on a rainy gray day,.
Rode through the city deer.
There was, of cattle, is clearly not in itself.
Has led to major accidents.

Van Gogh cut off his ear. It is indisputable evidence that the radio ' Chanson ', there was already.

Enrolled in hypnosis. The first class did not like it, so I decided to pay once a year in advance and do not go there anymore.

It is said that in the future will take only Morflot not knowing how to swim - they are much better protect your ship!.

Serious relationship - this is when a young person starts to leave the apartment the girls with junk.

Perehoditt grandfather across the road as a traffic cop whistle, poor old man fell. He got up, goes to the cop and asks:.
- Son, you 're standing here day and night?.
- Yes!.
- And when the rain?.
- Yes!.
- And when the frost -25?.
- Yes!.
- And in the heat of 40?.
- Yes!.
I thought my grandfather and said - would be good of you out kuy.

The girl came to the gynecologist. Undressed, sat in a chair and spread her legs. Approached her doctor:.
- Above! .
- Above! .
- Above! .
- I can no longer above.
- Office of the gynecologist on the floor above, and I am a dentist.

Beethoven Miaskovsky ate, drank Tchaikovsky and Paganini was his. He took a sheet and went dvorzhek, sat near the Mussorgsky. There was a noise, and then boom! .

Baba soon be 40 years old,.
Jumps like a fool,.
Give the correct answer: Who is this?.
- Maiden!.

A man sits in a school hallway and waits for her daughter. Passes by a teacher:.
- Waiting for a baby?.
- No, I'm always so fat....

Vodka ' Time Machine '. He drank - and tomorrow.

New! .

- What part of the body most runs during masturbation?.
- Ears. You listen, not whether those who.

- Speak, speak, I'm always yawning when I'm interested.

Battle of the way: from paper to electronic document management

Recently I was given another book on EDS ' Management workflow: from paper to electronic ' by - Marina Bobylev, also known expert on this topic.


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